Dude's a genius. He gets to piss off his ex AND get some free porn out of it because she's dumb.
He says “Come with me and you’ll be in a world of imagination.” – Every time he takes his pants off.
The moment a Juggalo realizes he must take his clown mask off and freak everyone out.
‘But it's all paid off, because while travelling the world everywhere I go people look at me and say 'Wow, look at her body, she looks like Barbie' and always want to take pictures with me.’
When he promises to take off the hoodie during his picture day photo if you let him wear it...and he doesn't.