That amount of money is outside my comprehension. She could probably use it to buy a space shuttle for all I know.
When AT&T says the wires in your house are why your service is so poor but the you take a walk and find this.
This Jason could probably take your head off with one punch, but all you gotta do is run and you’re good.
When you don't think you're old enough to change careers but you hand THIS to your kid so they can 'help send my resume using the online.'
Pro tip: take a man’s life with a knife so you can feel his last breath on your cheek.
The 'brief safe' is a disguised safe that no one would ever touch because they look like poop-stained underwear. Or, you could just put your money in the bank, but that's such a silly idea no one would ever do that.
I want to tell you that you shouldn’t have that gun so close to your face, but also I’ll just keep my mouth shut because you’re pretty.
The infamous '1 Night in Paris' video came out in 2004. Filmed with Rick Salomon, he and Paris used the night vision setting on the camera...but if you ask us, they should've just filmed in the dark so no one could see it.
Water Purifier: Since all your neighbors' stank will be floating in the water, you'll want to use a purification system before you take a swig. Get a small and compact one, as well as some empty jugs to put the water in.