Adult coloring books are pretty huge right now so Pornhub decided to get in on the act too!
In all seriousness I have an (active) Facebook friend in prison right now.
‘I definitely turn heads, I get looked at and look like a different person, I feel so good about myself now.’
‘They just get so angry to the point where they'd call me a whore and a slut and, 'Oh, I didn't like you anyway'.’
‘Now people say things like ‘’you look so good'’, ''I barely recognised you'', and my personal favourite is ''you've lost a whole person.'''
Now that's what I call a CATerpillar, am I right everybody? Right? You get it ... because caterpillars are long. Anyway, I'm Bryan Brown. That's my time. Be sure and tip your server.