A tattoo of yourself sucking your boyfriend's dick is not the BEST anniversary gift, but...
Ugh, I'm losing my cool. That finger thing before was completely unrelated to this image gallery. Keep your cool Bryan, Keep your cool.
What do you think – would you change your entire lifestyle just to lose weight?
You see, what they're trying to say is kids suck the money from your life.
It sucks when you're trying to have your picture taken and two women decide to photobomb it by making out.
What happens when you lose you mind waiting for your wife to finish shopping
She’s doing that thing where you suck your tummy in super tight and then make it a bowling ball.
Rubber Boots: These are a must. And get the heavy duty insulated kind so your feet stay warm and dry. Because frostbite tends to suck.