When it's your first day of high school but people mistake you for your dad.
If your job is based purely on looks alone, why would you be surprised when you don’t get the job if you don’t look the part?
'If you can look me in the eye and tell me you know what 'Do Not Bend' means then sister, you've got the job.'
When you explain in-depth how using your $300 luxury fidget spinner does NOT make you 'autistic.'
Sometimes you just need a lot of cleavage in your mugshot...for 'reasons' you don't need to know.
Anytime you get your news from '100PERCENTFEDUP.COM' you know it's gonna be QUALITY.
Amanda Corey was arrested for domestic assault in 2013. She's got that librarian look that makes you wanna stick your dick in a book and slam it shut (YEAH, YOU READ THAT RIGHT FIGHT ME ABOUT IT).
When you think using a Hello Kitty guitar will help get followers on your 16-year-old Myspace page.
If you are too lazy to hold your phone to your ear, you are probably too lazy to go out and buy a cellphone holder for your head.