If this dog could talk, it would be whispering “these weird teeth are too much. Please kill me.”
And it's weird to me that we would call it 'oddly satisfying' instead of just 'satisfying.'
Strange, she keeps calling me too and then my phone dies. I wonder if they're connected?
This hand drier is too hilarious. I'm turning in my badge again. I'll just figure out some other job that lets me be the real me. A man that LOVES hilarious graffiti.
If I was an armadillo, I would want nothing more than to have a human kill me, hollow me out and turn me into a grill.
Ugh, this person would kill me if they found out this picture of their Coke can was in my gallery. Please, no one say anything.
Oh, and they don't make the whole plane out of the black box because it would be too heavy.
I spilled a bunch of perfume in the back of the truck, so this was me just trying to air it out.