When you're afraid of snakes but realize oh thank god it's just a weave...then realize that's almost equally as bad.
Customer put toilet paper between the CPU and cooler because he read online it was almost as good.
When you get to see the locals get down in the parking lot...don't let anyone tell you romance is dead.
People can easily float in the Dead Sea due to its unusually high salt concentration. It’s almost impossible to dive into it.