We don't know the follow-up, but there's a decent chance he switched to Sprint.
We found Waldo. So that's why he was so hard to find. He was dead the whole time.
With all the negativity on the internet, why don’t you go ahead and say something NICE about her?!
Santa told her that he fired all the elves and moved his workshop to China.
We all remember Michael Jackson in The Goonies… yeah.. that’s why he was on set. Nothing else.