Don't worry. This lady carrying a sledgehammer is a judge in subway court.
The person walking around with an 18-percent phone battery is the real psychopath here.
HELLO, I AM THE CREATOR OF REVENGE BOT. THE REVENGE BOT PROGRAM HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED. CARRY ON WITH YOUR DAY AND FORGET THIS EVER HAPPENED.
Luckily, my ex had a back up copy sitting around so they were able to restore her.
‘Having the confidence to know that your body will carry you throughout your entire life and that hating it is a waste of that life.’
And when you begin to think that everyone around you is so much closer to ‘perfection’ than you are…
Hey man, quit laying around. Get it? Because he blacked out while buying Lay's potato chips? Watch out!
When you regret your tattoo so much you have to grow a shitty beard instead.
If you wish to ride the subway, you must answer this fox man's mischievous riddle.