He meant to be intimidating but just looks like a kid who got his face painted at the fair.
This is definitely a girl's vagina that he knows right? It's too specific not to be.
When you get married, next thing ya know a baby will fly right out of your woman.
This guy doesn't need you to make fun of his paint mess. He needs you to help him clean up his paint mess. Sorry, paint man. I have failed you.