When your friendly neighborhood dumpster man gets mad you aren't throwing away blunt roaches anymore.
When you get to see the locals get down in the parking lot...don't let anyone tell you romance is dead.
Feminism, to some, only applies if you're fat. You can't be a skinny feminist because reasons.
As you can see, some webcam sessions go well and end in fame and fortune...
When it's not a strip club but you get a drunk lap dance from some random woman anyway.
When you need a good excuse to get out of going to church with your parents.
You can't tell me that butt looks real. Nope, that butt is almost definitely fake, and the only reason I say 'almost' is because I don't wanna get sued.
Compress Bandages: Get the bleeding stopped and keep it from starting back again. You might be waiting a long time down there, so buy yourself some time.