You know what's pretty American? SWORD FISH! We don't know either but still great.
2. Coming in at only 5’5’’ and 112 pounds, his commander tried to make him a cook, but he insisted on becoming a combat soldier.
Great, now they are going to have one of those signs there for the next 50 years.
Tactical Pen: People might make fun of your tactical pen now, but after they’ve all died in the apocalypse you’ll have the last laugh, and the last sharp blade..