Donald helps this guy intimidate soccer players. Just kidding. Americans don’t play soccer.
If you're bartending, you're supposed to GIVE that to the customer. Not keep it, Hillary!
You're supposed to tell fish this in private. Not in the aquarium in front of everybody!
The leg break that brought all the players to tears. Except for the person it happened to.
They called him crazy for wanting to be a soccer player and a doctor simultainiously, but he proved them all wrong.