'I'm hiring you to be a phone that can float. Do you think you can handle that?'
If you can think of a better way to reveal this news, I'd love to hear it.
So she was married to a turtle. That makes a lot of sense if you think about it.
'All I need from you as an employee is for you to be a hamburger bun. Think you can handle that?'
And when you begin to think that everyone around you is so much closer to ‘perfection’ than you are…