This woman is so drunk that she fell asleep next to a dog. Is the dog also drunk? Probably. Watch out!
This drunk man managed to put on a mascot costume and then throw up. Watch out!
This man is drunk, but he could also be a vampire. Vampires sleep standing up, right? Regardless, watch out!
This man is so drunk that he doesn't even know that Tom Hanks is his best friend. Watch out!