The guy on the right looks like he just discovered one of those girls is his daughter.
Luigi just got one of those mushrooms to make him big when he saw “Mario.” Awkward.
'My friend gave me this horrible Disney Princess suitcase and Sleeping Beauty nightlight. I turned 24 this year and I’m male and not a fan of pink either. Needless to say, I re-gifted both the day after.'
Can I order one of those with low fat ice cream? **points to sign that reads: We Have The Right To Refuse Service To Any Customer
Lubbock, TX: Those nipple rings can be a bitch to remove. Just ask Mandi Hamlin. TSA told her she wouldn't be allowed on the plane unless she took the rings out. When one gave her trouble, she had to use pliers to get it out. Hijacking averted.
Gregory IX (ruled 1227-1241) a.k.a. Pope Jew-Hating Cat-Killing Plague-Causing Inquisitor