Laugh now, but when the snowmen come for your family you will remember this.
That look you give when your woman says “you sound just like your mother.”
You think that’s cool, you should see how this guy feeds the people in his basement.
His Mom regretted asking him “Why don’t you marry your Xbox if you like it so much?”
Hang in there, some asshole is taking your photo and will save you shortly.
What is the first word that pops in your head when you look at this photograph?
Why try to make your face look thinner when you can scrunch up like a turtle and look like a pancake.
That look when you realize you are hungry and will just have to eat some face.