‘Usually, when you see results, it becomes a motivator and once you get used to mastering one or two changes, it's easier to add more elements.’
How can you complain about a free show...even if the picture isn't available?
When you get so drunk at a festival that you pass out and your mates draw a Blastoise on your back in suncreen that has a giant penis on its back instead of a cannon and then it burns on...
High waisted pants on a man never look good, but that Sailor Moon jacket is something I can get behind.
‘I miss the brotherhood and camaraderie but killing, getting shot at, you can only go so far.’
'Can you cut my slice in half, Yes, exactly like that. That's what I meant. Good job. I hate you.'.
When you need a good excuse to get out of going to church with your parents.
Rope and Ratchets: No, not those ghetto ratchets, but ratchets that can save your life. Rope has a variety of uses and the ratchets can be just the pulley or support system you will need to get to safety.
'Can I get one taco with no shell please?' 'So you want a taco salad?' 'No I want a taco with no shell, idiot.'
Compress Bandages: Get the bleeding stopped and keep it from starting back again. You might be waiting a long time down there, so buy yourself some time.