How can you complain about a free show...even if the picture isn't available?
When you get so drunk at a festival that you pass out and your mates draw a Blastoise on your back in suncreen that has a giant penis on its back instead of a cannon and then it burns on...
High waisted pants on a man never look good, but that Sailor Moon jacket is something I can get behind.
‘I miss the brotherhood and camaraderie but killing, getting shot at, you can only go so far.’
When you need a good excuse to get out of going to church with your parents.
Rope and Ratchets: No, not those ghetto ratchets, but ratchets that can save your life. Rope has a variety of uses and the ratchets can be just the pulley or support system you will need to get to safety.
'Can I get one taco with no shell please?' 'So you want a taco salad?' 'No I want a taco with no shell, idiot.'
Compress Bandages: Get the bleeding stopped and keep it from starting back again. You might be waiting a long time down there, so buy yourself some time.