'Here's the most fucked up thing I own. She was a gift made by and from my uncle. Her ass is huge, she's life sized, her name is Chelsea and she's supposed to resemble me.'
‘I’m saving more for my own future. So I don’t want to spend money on travel because it’s really expensive.’
Make a movie about this squad of clone troopers and just take my money already!
Cash: Banks and ATM's will almost certainly be shut down, but you just might need some cash to pay someone for help, or buy food and supplies from any floating service that offers them up.
‘We call it the No More Excuses Lifestyle. And some of these people don’t need to get up at 4 a.m., but they get a boost from the energy level of the other people.’
This took a few hours to clean up because I don't own a ladder, so I just had to jump over and over again which was taxing on my knees.
I don't own any hand towels but my girlfriend does. I think that means that women at least like hand towels or am I just a slob?
Hello everyone, I'm Duke SkySurfer. I'm a version of Luke Skywalker that's just different enough that we won't get sued. My good buddy R3-D3 has some strong opinions about these bad Star Wars tattoos. Take it away, R3!