This is the result of a broken person who couldn't figure out how to build their Ikea furniture. Pity them. PITY THEM.
Hello, I am the joke explainer. My job is to explain jokes to make sure everyone understands them. The joke here is that some of the people who visit or work at this office are annoying. JOKE EXPLAINED.
‘…it's such a sexy look. People stare at me in the street and I love the way I stand out.'
He needs a hug cause some lady is trying to skin his kids alive and make a coat out of them. #KidsMovie
‘Now I'm going to show the world who I am and I'm starting an anti-bullying movement to speak to children, parents and people to help them overcome it.’
Party Poopers: Who has the balls to kick people out of ugly sweater parties?
‘The boys at school who used to bully me are now the ones who are asking me out on dates and trying to make marriage proposals.’
FYI, people in Bulgaria make stores out of their cellar windows called “Cellars of Sofia.” Cool.