Dog pretended he was asleep so he wouldn’t have to talk to the F’ing FOX his dumb owners got.
One woman received car eyelashes from a friend for Christmas, 'Because I had great eyelashes so he figured my car should too.' No, no it shouldn't. It should never.
‘They can be really persistent until I literally have had to say, 'Look, you're not my type. I like Asian guys, don't even try.'’
It's 30 pictures celebrating all things female though it should be noted that I am a man so I'm just guessing with all of these pro feminine images.
‘I get so many women messaging me and saying 'oh my goodness! I have never thought my big body would look good in a sexy bra…