I have a lot of questions about this, none of which have any bearing on whether I’d hit that or not.
Those suspenders are holding up her pants cuz her pockets are filled with gummy bears.
If a man wore this on the beach, you'd think they were a dork. If a woman wears it, she's slightly more socially acceptable, but still a dork.
She realized that she loved costumes and cosplay after volunteering at her hometown theater company.
The colossus grabs you in one move and throws you from the castle. As you fall to Earth, you sigh. You have failed. Your love for the butt was not enough. But wait ...