When you realize your Women's Studies degree won't get you anywhere so embrace the wiener.
‘In the modelling world you really have to push yourself to success because no one is going to do it for you, you have to go out and get it yourself.’
When you get stuck in a baby seat at McDonald's because it's 4 a.m. and you're hammered.
To be fair, this isn't a fail because this is a great tattoo. This guy is still a piece of shit, but you gotta admit craftsmanship when you see it.
When drunk you gets the Dominos guy to buy you McDonald's in the 'special instructions' section.
Dude's a genius. He gets to piss off his ex AND get some free porn out of it because she's dumb.
Lure has clearly never tasted honey mustard or that Polynesian sauce from Chick-Fil-A, because that shit is CRACK.