Just kidding. I'm a man but even I know that the glass ceiling is awful. I hope that gets shattered soon!
I know a girl that loves pizza but hates the crust so I assume that all women do that.
I don't own any hand towels but my girlfriend does. I think that means that women at least like hand towels or am I just a slob?
Whenever I go to a retro party, the ladies always get more elaborate with their outfit then the men. Does that mean women love dressing retro? I don't know!
I don't know how these kids got these cars in there so we just bricked off that part of the school. It took days.
'I don't ask for much from my employees. Just that they be trees and know where they're supposed to grow. You seem like a smart tree, I think I can trust you.'
A lot of girls at Burning Man keep waving their hands in the air like they just don’t care, but down deep I think they do.