I guess it annoying that you only have red markers for your red whiteboard but why the hell do you have a red whiteboard
Hanging out with your pet lizards? I can't see why you wouldn't do that on the subway.
I think that person was just trying to convince you to have sex with him despite having mono.
Pack Sled: How do I carry this, you ask? Take along a small pack sled you can pull behind you. It'll save you having to add 50 extra pounds to your pack.
"No matter what you hear in there, no matter how cruelly I beg you, no matter how terribly I may scream, do not open this door or you will undo everything I have worked for. Do you understand? Do not open this door." - "Let me out!"
Theodore Levon Upshaw sold heroin straight out of a McDonald's. Why rent a storefront when you can do it outta your workplace?
'I run a tight ship here. All of my cake makers have to know the difference between what a customer is saying and what they want on their cake. Do you think you can handle that?'
Red First Aid Kit: Sure, it's obvious to take a first aid kit, but why red? Because if you are stranded, you will hopefully have rescuers searching for you from the sky. Do we have to spell it out for you?
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