This was a real pain in the ass for this police officer. Get it? Because of the shotgun and also the picture? Haha, jokes are fun.
When you don't have any friends in real life so you try and get nudes using SimCity Build It.
We found Waldo. He was working at his day job when you were trying to find him.
When he promises to take off the hoodie during his picture day photo if you let him wear it...and he doesn't.
Chicago, IL: Rocco Dubiel is confined to a wheelchair and was 3-years-old when he was given the TSA pat down. That'll teach him to try and smuggle a bazooka on a flight again...