When you have a personality disorder but definitely know you're at least a car.
Got to have a badass utility belt if you're going to be a badass Vader, right?
If you're going to eat deep fried chocolate cake, have a doctor on hand...
She forgot her suntan lotion so you’re just going to have to stand there to provide shade.
You can't have your cake and eat it too if you're going to cut it like this, Darrell