This drunk woman dropped her phone. She picked up her sandal instead and used her phone as the sandal.
This man is drunk, but he could also be a vampire. Vampires sleep standing up, right? Regardless, watch out!
I bet she spent more time getting that picture juuuuust right than it would've to pick up her floor.
‘I think consistency is key. Understanding how all the snacking and cheat meals can add up and sticking to a diet…
Chelsea Handler's sex tape alternates between her having sex and performing stand-up. Of the video, she said 'I put it on an audition tape for a comedy club...I've been showing it at birthday parties for fucking years.'
Ok, THIS face wasn't so pretty before so she can go and fuck it up all she wants.
This is what your parents paid for you to go to college for, right? Getting fucked up in a field for three days at a music festival and rolling around in glitter?
Why try to make your face look thinner when you can scrunch up like a turtle and look like a pancake.