The plan was to just scare the crap out of everyone and they would hand over the jewels.
This bro used the $20 he would have spent on a haircut on a pack of teeth whitening strips.
Is this a metaphor or does he want us to rob his grave? I have no idea. Ten out of ten.
Bite and Sting Kit: It would kinda' suck to survive a plane crash only to get taken out by a snake bite or some wasps. Don't be that guy.
Lubbock, TX: Those nipple rings can be a bitch to remove. Just ask Mandi Hamlin. TSA told her she wouldn't be allowed on the plane unless she took the rings out. When one gave her trouble, she had to use pliers to get it out. Hijacking averted.
Tin Foil: Aside from making awesome things out of it, you can also cook in it. To save even more space, you can ditch your mirror and use it as a reflector.
If I was an armadillo, I would want nothing more than to have a human kill me, hollow me out and turn me into a grill.
Red First Aid Kit: Sure, it's obvious to take a first aid kit, but why red? Because if you are stranded, you will hopefully have rescuers searching for you from the sky. Do we have to spell it out for you?