Wrong Place, Wrong Time: Seracs are massive walls of ice that can fall down on a climber at any given time, leaving no hope to get out of its way.
Hello, my name is King Star Wars. I slayed King Irony to take my rightful place as ruler of Sarcasm Kingdom.
Baby jail is a rough place, but if you did the crime you got to do the time.
We've got a man down here. And by man I mean donut. Get it? All right, that's my time.
‘Pic on the right is after losing almost 100 lbs. in 2012. It was one of the first times I had ever allowed anyone to take a picture of me in a bikini.’
Now that's what I call a CATerpillar, am I right everybody? Right? You get it ... because caterpillars are long. Anyway, I'm Bryan Brown. That's my time. Be sure and tip your server.
Quick Dam: While this only works with lower levels of water, it could buy you precious time in your house during an evacuation or when trying to fortify your place. Have several yards of it ready to go as soon as the emergency horns sound.