Some people put a ribbon on their antenna to find their car in the parking lot…
Oh geeze, I threw up on my keyboard. Why would they put a talking pig in charge of making this gallery?
I was unable to remove this car from the flagpole. Much like before, this was my car. Now, I walk everywhere.
'My whole mindset was different. I went from eating whatever I wanted to caring about everything that I put into my body.'
‘I’m a good person, I support my family, support charities, I don’t drink or do drugs, I do my best for the world and try to be a better person every day.’
I would have put this package closer to the house, but they have a cat and I'm allergic.
'I never really put too much thought into my health or my eating habits growing up so food was my go to for any occasion.
If I had a choice between something that spins on my finger and a Furby, I would choose the Fidget Spinner every time.
'I found some tanning foam while I was in the bathroom and put a stripe on my wrist. Liked it so much I did my arms and legs. Nobody was amused but me. I think it lasted a couple months.'
And all this time I have just been putting my hopes and dreams in the paper bin.