Some people put a ribbon on their antenna to find their car in the parking lot…
Oh geeze, I threw up on my keyboard. Why would they put a talking pig in charge of making this gallery?
I was unable to remove this car from the flagpole. Much like before, this was my car. Now, I walk everywhere.
'My whole mindset was different. I went from eating whatever I wanted to caring about everything that I put into my body.'
'I never really put too much thought into my health or my eating habits growing up so food was my go to for any occasion.
I would have put this package closer to the house, but they have a cat and I'm allergic.
If I had a choice between something that spins on my finger and a Furby, I would choose the Fidget Spinner every time.
'I found some tanning foam while I was in the bathroom and put a stripe on my wrist. Liked it so much I did my arms and legs. Nobody was amused but me. I think it lasted a couple months.'
And all this time I have just been putting my hopes and dreams in the paper bin.
Good news, this car only took an hour to remove from the roof. Bad news, it was my car and I can't afford to repaint it.