Listen kid, if you don't figure this out right now a lot of people will die. We're counting on you.
This tombstone is funny for multiple reasons if you remember those old 'Where's Waldo' books. A-plus!
Don't you worry, this derelict couch bought a subway ticket so it has just as much right to be there as you do.
Every man has access to a good old fashion swimming hole. If you don't, I mean, are you a man?
What? You don't remember Bart Simpson's constant use of the F-word in the 90s?
I don't know why this exists, but I also don't know why Arizona exists so you know, whatever.
So if it’s “1993” they want to bring us the phone to our table like in old movies? “You have a call, sir.”
His Mom regretted asking him “Why don’t you marry your Xbox if you like it so much?”
I don't know about you, but I would not want a ten year old who is notoriously a bad student as my EMT.