These eye witnesses to the murder wouldn’t talk knowing snitches get stitches.
Your sword pierces the colossus weak point and it explodes in a mushroom cloud. A tear falls from your eyes and as it hits the ground, you witness what you've traveled all this way for.
The one true butt. Behold. You have earned it with your bravery, wits, cunning and strength. As you gaze upon the butt, don't forget the pegasus and your other friends that aided your quest. Your quest for the one true butt.