And you thought the air conditioner in your office was always on way too high.
Ugh, you know what? I'm not going to give thoughts on any more memes unless they are pro United Airlines.
I originally thought the LaLa Land Photoshop was the best Photoshop, but then I changed my mind while I was giving them the award. So embarrassing.
'I don't ask for much from my employees. Just that they be trees and know where they're supposed to grow. You seem like a smart tree, I think I can trust you.'
If a living pizza doesn't give you night terrors, I don't know what is wrong with you.
I guess it annoying that you only have red markers for your red whiteboard but why the hell do you have a red whiteboard
i thought i'd at least be trained on all the crap i lied to you about though
Why would you say something so mean to me, Mickey Mouse? I thought we were friends!
‘I wanted to be a role model to everyone who has dwarfism. If you have a dream, go for it and never give up.’
'This is what I got from my dear Grandma for christmas last year. It’s a paper pug that you assemble, and basically just sits there. It’s supposed to be “all the fun of a real dog without the mess!''