Hello, my name is the great Pettula. I am a pet psychic, and I'm here to explain why these pet did the things they did. This dog just wanted their poop to look fabulous.
This Texas world record setting buck looks like a good place to hang your hunting hat.
‘I see white guys and I'm like, 'Gross'. All the time, people are like, 'Oh, he's so good looking.'’
'I'm looking for a tall, superhot, straight muscular man, I love tattoos and pretty boys that look like Ken Doll.’
I’m sorry, these dogs with human teeth are getting really out of control. I’m starting to feel like we’re playing god here.
‘I'm like, no way, that person isn't good looking. What are you talking about?'