‘Understanding how to count macros has really helped me with maintaining my physique because I know general portion sizes and what type of foods will best nourish my body for maintaining my physique.’
Let's just keep this insane bender between you and me, okay? I promise I'll keep making hilarious image galleries if you promise to not tell anybody about my crazy LSD addiction. Deal? Deal.
This is a picture of Popeye. My pupils are dilating, but I think I'm doing okay.
'When my long-time girlfriend dumped me and cited my weight as a major issue, I decided to do something about it. Let me serve as an inspiration to you all out there. I lost 30 pounds and today ran my first 5k in 10 yea.
Geeze, my robot bosses are really going to rake me over the coals for that one.
I don't even want a mohawk. Come on Bryan. This is just the massive amount of LSD talking. Your ex girlfriends didn't turn into giant talking snail. That's crazy.