…than claiming you’re getting surgery in order to look like Melania Trump?
She just looks like the sort of person to get arrested for threatening her ex and his new girlfriend.
…which makes sense, because it sounds like she’s just looking for attention.
‘I was in a coma for nearly a month and my brother said I looked like Frankenstein, which is quite funny considering I'm Francesca.'
The 'brief safe' is a disguised safe that no one would ever touch because they look like poop-stained underwear. Or, you could just put your money in the bank, but that's such a silly idea no one would ever do that.
‘I do sometimes have sharp pain in my ovaries. I still ovulate like any other woman it just gets dissolved into my ovaries instead of being released.’
19. Aleister Crowley Called himself The Great Beast 666.. but he Wasn't a Satanist