My knowledge of what is and isn't a chalk sign is why they hired me at Break
'Well, it says right here on your resume that you're a lion, you're hired!'
'The only requirement of this job is that you have the ability to see color. It says you do on your resume, so you're hired!'
'It says on your resume that you know how stairs work. That's all I need to hear. You're hired!'
'I'm hiring you to be a phone that can float. Do you think you can handle that?'
'And you say you know how to keep dinosaurs from escaping their enclosures and ravaging my park? Great! You're hired. Welcome to Jurassic Park!'
This bespoke suit company so expensive that guy is basically bragging he can hire a lawyer good enough to get him off for this
'We're not supposed to say this, but the reason I'm hiring you right now is that it says you know how to load a first aid kit on your resume.'