When you go to Comic Con as 'Drunk Uncle Ben' and 'die' in front of as many Spidermen as possible.
Alcohol alcohol is so fun, but not when you make out in front of everyone.
When you could go to the beach and not worry about what's happening at the office.
When you need a good excuse to get out of going to church with your parents.
When you go from a semi-attractive, but still alien-looking pair of dudes...
Why go to the hospital when you can take pictures of yourself and post them to Facebook.