Idiot girl decides to put every female contact in her boyfriend's phone on blast - part one
The 'brief safe' is a disguised safe that no one would ever touch because they look like poop-stained underwear. Or, you could just put your money in the bank, but that's such a silly idea no one would ever do that.
Alright, kids. Which one of you is going to put ointment on dad's back tonight?