‘So [dating married men is] an advantage in a way that they will not get emotionally connected to me. And they will not want to pursue anything.’
Please Don’t Eat Me, Please , Oh God, Oh God, I’ll Do Anything, Stop, Oh God
This is hilarious. Seriously though, this dog is probably really sick after eating this.
Or people are getting really sick of your “hip” open floor office plan and will do anything to get away from each other.
My girlfriend really loves The Mindy Project. If you're a woman, maybe you do too.