This fish wants to know if you love them as much as their biological kids.
'I found some tanning foam while I was in the bathroom and put a stripe on my wrist. Liked it so much I did my arms and legs. Nobody was amused but me. I think it lasted a couple months.'
Did I forget to mention that these fish's adopted parents are a family of ducks?
I mean, if ducks are adopting fish, maybe that means we can all eventually get along?