I’ve seen Admiral Ackbar say “It’s a trap” so many times that the words have lost all meaning.
Have you ever been so high at a football game that you thought you were playing Madden?
‘People say I’m stupid, but I have achieved a lot,” she says. “I came from a poor Brazilian village .?.?. [now I’m] famous and [have] created a company.’
If you're a man and you don't have a box of shop towels within ten feet of you at all times, are you really a man?
Gag Reflex: Bears, like many animals, have poor gag reflexes. A man recently survived a vicious bear attack by shoving his arm down the bear's throat, causing it to gag and then retreat.
'I run a tight ship here. All of my cake makers have to know the difference between what a customer is saying and what they want on their cake. Do you think you can handle that?'
19. Aleister Crowley Called himself The Great Beast 666.. but he Wasn't a Satanist