When you could go to the beach and not worry about what's happening at the office.
Lubbock, TX: Those nipple rings can be a bitch to remove. Just ask Mandi Hamlin. TSA told her she wouldn't be allowed on the plane unless she took the rings out. When one gave her trouble, she had to use pliers to get it out. Hijacking averted.
Philadelphia, PA: It was Ryan Thomas' first trip to Disney World. Luckily, TSA prevented him from walking onto the plane on his own because they forced him to remove his leg braces. Ryan was 4-years-old.
Chattanooga, TN: 3-year-old Mandy Simon screamed for the TSA agent to stop touching her and cried during her entire full body search - all caught on video. That's what she gets for being a potential terrorist.