One day we hope to live in a world where people run marathons and don't speak of it.
However, when we do the same thing for the mirror man, people get upset. #DoubleStandards
When you're so drunk you break into the men's bathroom and don't give a shit that people are in there.
'People get a little surprised when they see a woman helicopter pilot but they are always nice about it.’
‘I’d heard people say we should blow Iraqis and others into the Stone Age, and it kind of looked like we had tried.’
'My son started to cry when he saw Santa, so I decided it'd be a good idea if we all joined too.'
When people find out her real age, she says she gets bombarded with questions on how she kept such youthful looks.