When you have a personality disorder but definitely know you're at least a car.
To celebrate graduating medical school he stabbed his eyes with a ballpoint pen a bunch of times.
This guy just points to his forehead when he orders at a Chinese restaurant.
We shouldn’t judge. He had a few drinks in him when he did that parking job.
All of his co workers were cool with him, until one day when he got drunk and fell into a meat grinder.