You see, what they're trying to say is kids suck the money from your life.
Get your Smart Car on Black Friday then drive it to the store for more shopping.
After a three day drug fueled orgy this is the only way this hipster can swallow.
No matter how long Carol sucked on that turtle he did not turn into a prince.
This is how every guy wants to be greeted after a long day of work. JUST AN FYI.