Her parents went on the hike where she had her senior pictures taken and came back with this.
Marilyn Manson's dad showed up to a photo shoot just to embarrass his son.
‘I’m a spontaneous person, so I might pack up my bag and travel to Europe on a whim.’
Have you ever been so high at a football game that you thought you were playing Madden?
When your tall friend puts stuff in places you can't reach just to bug you.
The 'brief safe' is a disguised safe that no one would ever touch because they look like poop-stained underwear. Or, you could just put your money in the bank, but that's such a silly idea no one would ever do that.
This is what your parents paid for you to go to college for, right? Getting fucked up in a field for three days at a music festival and rolling around in glitter?
If you don’t want to get fired for your looks, go work at KFC where everyone is ugly, THAT’LL even the playing field for ya.