The wedding DJ just liked to make up weird games to see how far he could push people.
Martina is a ‘glamor model,’ which is what women call themselves when they have giant boobs and hire people to take photos of them.
Next time you have a piece of fruit, just know this is what snails are going with them.
Customer. It only happened the one time. You know what? Let's just stop making United memes.
‘Not everyone is going to support your journey and some people might treat you differently but remain true to who you are and remind yourself that you have a purpose.'
This is what your parents paid for you to go to college for, right? Getting fucked up in a field for three days at a music festival and rolling around in glitter?
Just when you thought things were pretty sweet this guy has to go and make us jealous.
Go Sideways: Because of the bear's huge upper body and neck muscles, rotating their heads side-to-side is difficult. Keep moving to the side to make it harder for them to see you... or see your attack on them.
Colorful Balloons: Bring along a small bag of balloons with string. You can inflate the balloons and tie them together around you in the water. Makes you easier to spot from above.
That must be really terrible to have a slow moving hunk of metal pop up right in your lane, making you swerve around it.