This is the door to the shed containing all of my tools that I'd use to clean this ... I ... I don't know what I'm going to do.
Tire fires burn for a long time. You know what else is going to burn for a long time? The fallout from the 2016 Presidential Election.
Next time you have a piece of fruit, just know this is what snails are going with them.
‘Eventually when I'm stronger I will go back to work. I'm a stubborn cow and I know I will teach and tattoo again!’
I may now know a lot, but I do know that Mr. Bean and Bruce Lee aren't the same person.
Ugh, you know what? I'm not going to give thoughts on any more memes unless they are pro United Airlines.