Baby jail is a rough place, but if you did the crime you got to do the time.
Wrong Place, Wrong Time: Seracs are massive walls of ice that can fall down on a climber at any given time, leaving no hope to get out of its way.
The day's Wall Street Squirrel is out and Acorn prices are at an all time low.
Tire fires burn for a long time. You know what else is going to burn for a long time? The fallout from the 2016 Presidential Election.
Compress Bandages: Get the bleeding stopped and keep it from starting back again. You might be waiting a long time down there, so buy yourself some time.
Quick Dam: While this only works with lower levels of water, it could buy you precious time in your house during an evacuation or when trying to fortify your place. Have several yards of it ready to go as soon as the emergency horns sound.